May be sung to sorta a combination of "Davy Crockett" and "The Beverly Hillbillies"
Hear the story of Kenneth Ham
Australian huckster slick as jam
Left the creationists at El Cajon
To try to make a fortune out at old Big Bone.Kentucky has a state park called Big Bone Lick
Where Ken planned something really sick
Tried to teach "creation science" near those fossil finds
To get little children not to use their minds.Here's what Ken says we should believe
Every kind of living thing lived with Adam and Eve
Forget proof and science and believe Ken's news
On the Ark there were dinosaurs and kangaroos.Ken's creationists are just plain wrong
We know evolution worked hard and long
Until we humans could evolve a brain
That could keep our minds and money out of Ken Ham's drain.CHORUS:
Science deals with problems it sometimes solves
And sometimes finds new truths such as life evolves
Creationists have no questions and no need to look
The answer to every question is in Ken Ham's book.Edwin F. Kagin
Revised: September 12, 1999
Last updated: 9 January 2005